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Palin + Steampunk = ?

Just what America needs! … the basic plot involves Sarah Palin suggesting a switch to steam energy and then getting blown up and reconstructed as a partial cyborg powered by steam.

The second thing is steampunk, a literary genre that borrows the notions of cyberpunk and transplants them into an alternate history past or fantasy world, [...]

S.F. MTA Bans Movie Ads Containing Guns

Advertising on Municipal Transportation Agency (“MTA”) property, or as authorized under any contract with the MTA, constitutes a nonpublic forum. No such advertisement shall:
–  be false, misleading or deceptive;
– concern a declared political candidate or ballot measure scheduled for consideration by the voters in an upcoming election, or an initiative [...]

'Get Some' on Fathers Day!

Forget the neck ties. Forget the hand-made ‘Worlds Greatest Daddy’ cards. Forget the BestBuy/HomeDepot gift cards, the personalized car washes and all that other CRAP. Daddy needs a new BB Gun for fathers day! [...]

Amtrak to Store Gun Toting Passengers In A Box?

President Obama signed a bill into law Wednesday that requires passengers who carry firearms aboard Amtrak be locked in boxes for their [...]

Obama's conference call with our enemies

RealClearPolitics obtained the following fake transcript of an utterly fictitous conference call between Barack Obama, Kim Jong-Il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Hugo Chávez.

[BEGIN TRANSCRIPT]

Barack Obama: Good morning. We have on the phone the Supreme Leader of the DPRK—

Kim Jong-Il: Mr. President, Dear Leader is fine. And I received your letter last week. Thank you for including [...]

News flash from the year 2035

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California’s third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops [...]