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No. Korea Criticizes U.S. For Insufficiently Oppressive Gun Laws

Americans are accustomed to snide criticism from abroad of America’s gun culture. In many cases, gun rights advocates in this country should be glad of such criticism, coming as it does from places where the governments and their lapdog media can best honor us only with their vitriolic condemnation. It is praise from such creatures [...]

Israel’s ‘Iron Dome’ Offers Added Security From Missile Attacks

Facing the worst barrage of rockets from Palestinian militants since 2009, Israel is getting a boost from a new interceptor system that destroys missiles in midair before they fall on population centers.

The “Iron Dome” missile system has provided an added layer of security for Israel’s homeland by downing dozens of rockets in the past [...]

U.S. Seeks More Powerful Bunker Busting Bomb

The Pentagon is seeking a more powerful bomb after acknowledging that the U.S.’s largest bomb, the Massive Ordnance Penetrator, is not capable of destroying Iran’s most heavily fortified underground facilities, Fox News confirms.

“We’ve long said we need the capability these weapons will provide us,” Capt. John Kirby, Pentagon spokesman told Fox News.

“We’re committed [...]

One EMP burst and the world goes dark

Electromagnetic pulses (EMP) are oversized outbursts of atmospheric electricity. Whether powered by geomagnetic storms or by nuclear blasts, their resultant intense magnetic fields can induce ground currents strong enough to burn out power lines and electrical equipment across state lines.

There is talk of catastrophe ahead, depending on whom you believe, because of the threat [...]

Obama’s conference call with our enemies

RealClearPolitics obtained the following fake transcript of an utterly fictitous conference call between Barack Obama, Kim Jong-Il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Hugo Chávez.

[BEGIN TRANSCRIPT]

Barack Obama: Good morning. We have on the phone the Supreme Leader of the DPRK—

Kim Jong-Il: Mr. President, Dear Leader is fine. And I received your letter last week. [...]

News flash from the year 2035

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California’s third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern [...]