The Peace Plan

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here’s my plan:





1. The US will apologize to the world for our “interference” in their

affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo,

Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those ‘good ole boys.’ We will never

“interfere” again.





2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with

Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don’t want us there.

We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in

the fence.



(more…)3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We’ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder

will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.





4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would

be allowed in. If you don’t like it there, change it yourself and

don’t hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don’t

need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.





5. No “students” over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If

they don’t attend classes, they get a “D” and it’s back home baby.





6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy

wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy

but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.

The caribou will have to cope for a while.





7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel

for their oil. If they don’t like it, we go some place else. They can go

somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells

filling up the ! storage sites would be enough.)





8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we

will not “interfere.” They can pray to Allah or whomever, for

seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we

give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most

get very little, if anything.





9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We

don’t need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the

building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal

aliens.





10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one

can call us “Ugly Americans” any longer.

Now, ain’t that a winner of a plan.





“The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and she’s yelling, ‘You want a piece of me?’” ~ Robin Williams