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Cops to Kerry: Stop Lying

WASHINGTON, Oct. 14 /U.S. Newswire/ — Today Chuck Canterbury, the President of the nation’s largest police labor organization, called on John Kerry to stop making misleading statements regarding his support from the law enforcement community.
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Halo2 Code Released on the Internet

Microsoft is investigating the recent on-line release of a pirated copy of the forthcoming Xbox “Halo 2” game, buy warning that downloading the code, help or making it available for download, clinic will be treated as theft.

Halo 2 is the sequel to the best selling “Halo: Combat Evolved” game, and is due to go on sale on 9th November.

According to reports, a pirated copy of a European version of the game was released onto the internet late on Wednesday, but is unlikely to have a serious impact on sales because of copy protection mechanisms contained in the Xbox console itself. Unless the Xbox has been illegally modified these will prevent the game being played.

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‘Tragedy’

Presidential candidate John Kerry visits a primary school classroom. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asks Mr. Kerry if he would like to lead the discussion on the word “tragedy”.

So the illustrious Senator asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers: “If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him; that would be a ‘tragedy’.”

“No,” says Kerry, “that would be an accident”.

A little girl raises her hand. “If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy”.

“I’m afraid not” explains Mr. Kerry. That’s what we would call a ‘great loss’.

“The room goes silent. No other children volunteered. Kerry searches the room. “Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a ‘tragedy’?”

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Beyond the rubber bullet

The Pentagon is spending more and more research-and-development dollars on weapons that stun, scare, entangle or nauseate — anything but kill.

Lets take a peek at directed energy weapons, antitraction materials, malodorants, projectiles, webs and nets, ray guns, drugs and bugs.

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The smartest woman in American history.

An airplane was about to crash; there were five passengers on board, and only four parachutes.

The first passenger said, “I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA player in basketball. The Lakers need me, I can’t afford to die.” So he took the first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hilary Clinton said, “I am the wife of a former U S President, a senator from New York, and a potential future president, AND I am the smartest woman in American history, so American people don’t want me to die.” So she took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.

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John Kerry: Worker of stem-cell miracles!


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“When John Kerry is the president people like Christopher Reeve are going to walk again!” ~ John Edwards, Oct. 11th, 2004

How are you going to make this bold event happen Mr. Kerry? Do you have clones in reserve for organ harvesting? Do you plan to start a Miracle Network television program, where for a small donation; you will command the demons out of the crippled bodies?
Perhaps you will start a cabinet level Department of Stem-Cell Manipulation?

I cannot begin to believe the gall of these scumbag lawyers (aka Kerry and Edwards) to blame Reeve’s paralysis on George W. Bush’s decision to block federal funds for stem-cell research! We all need to get out and send a clear message on Election Day: Loopy Lying Liberals Need Not Apply.

TexasFan has some intelligent thoughts on Kerry: “… 87% of France would vote for Kerry if they could vote in our election. Funny thing is that i’m willing to bet that Kerry would welcome their votes in our election. I mean hey, if he wants the UN to dictate policy, i’d bet he’d be willing to accept the votes from France. And no telling who else. That’s what scares me about Kerry. I honestly don’t think he holds our country’s interests in his heart. “ Continue Reading ‘John Kerry: Worker of stem-cell miracles!’

Dems seek to block anti-kerry message

Apparently, its OK for “Fahrenheit 9/11″ to go to pay-per-view the night before the presidential election, but a film titled “Stolen Honor”, focusing on Sen. Kerry’s 1971 Congressional testimony criticizing the Vietnam War is “an illegal corporate contribution to President Bush’s campaign.

Surprise, surprise!

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John Kerry: terrorism is to prostitution is to gambling

“We have to get back to the place we were, where terrorists are not the focus of our lives, but they’re a nuisance… I know we’re never going to end prostitution,” Kerry told Times interviewer Matt Bai.

“We’re never going to end illegal gambling. But we’re going to reduce it, organized crime, to a level where it isn’t on the rise. It isn’t threatening people’s lives every day, and fundamentally, it’s something that you continue to fight, but it’s not threatening the fabric of your life.”
http://www.washingtondispatch.com/article_10284.shtml

I can certainly see what Sen. Kerry is getting at. That pesky prostitution might get into our schools and gun down our children.

That annoying illegal gambling might slam a fuel burdened plane into a skyscraper which symbolizes American fiscal strength. We would *only* lose a few thousand people, millions of jobs and a couple bucks here and there.

That bothersome John F’ing Kerry might toss a couple cruise missiles at a single terrorist training camp and call it all good.

You are going to vote for him why? Oh yeah… “Anybody but Bush”.
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A $92 Million Kodak Moment

Sun Microsystems has agreed to pay Eastman Kodak $92 million to settle an intellectual property dispute between the two companies, Sun disclosed last week. The announcement came just days after a federal jury found that Sun had infringed on three of Kodak’s object-oriented software patents when it created Java.

Kodak was seeking more than $1 billion in royalties in the suit, so the agreement to settle all pending litigation for less than $100 million seems like a bargain. The deal gives Sun a license under all Kodak patents for the benefit of its Java technology and under the patents in the lawsuit for any and all purposes.

http://www.adtmag.com/article.asp?id=10112

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