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The Neuro-Chip ~ Vaporware No More!

The line between living organisms and machines has just become a whole lot blurrier. European researchers have developed "neuro-chips" in which living brain cells and silicon circuits are coupled together.
The achievement could one day enable the creation of sophisticated neural prostheses to treat neurological disorders or the development of organic computers that crunch numbers using living neurons.

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Supreme Court Finally Reads Bill Of Rights

Yeah that’s right, two-hundred and fifty years too late, but the Supreme Court has finally understood what the Fourth Amendment  states,

"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."
It seems that during the Klinton Administration the President himself felt that warrantless searches was reasonable, especially during domestic violence disputes.

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Ho Chi MkKain At It Again

It seems John McCain doesn’t like the idea of free speech on the internet, that there could possibly be someone out there able to criticize his action or support a candidate running against him.
McCain tried this a few years ago with his Incumbent Protection Plan and there is currently a fight in the courts over his legislation filed by watch-dog organizations.
There is a Bill in the House, should it become law, would exempt websites and watch-dog groups from posting information on a candidate, whether it be praise or not, within sixty days of an election.
Any info regarding this Bill can be found on Gun Owners of America’s website.

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Chef from South Park returns… Changed!

I had enough foresight to set up the Media Center to record last nights episode of South Park.  The writers really had a message to put out regarding Issac Hayes leaving South Park all because they started picking on Scientology. 

Basically, the show compared the ‘church’ of Scientology with a brain-washing organization of child molestors.  Chef not only was given one last chance to return to South Park with the Chillin’ (which he refused, singing with pieced together recordings of Mr. Hayes "I want to make love [to your ass] Chillin’") but was also given the business end of DEATH most horrific.  Hey… At least they didn’t Fu-Bunga him to death.

Hell hath no fury like Canadian cartoonists.  It may be the end of Chef as we know him, but its not THE end of Chef. 

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Being The Top of The Food Chain Has It’s Advantages

If you’re a meat eater you’ll enjoy this article, or someone that doesn’t like dolphins, either ’cause they seem so happy all the time or they always have that smug look on their faces.
Maybe you feel like I do, and like your tuna safe dolphin steaks medium rare.
PETA members look away…..

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Scope Proves Worth With Darkhorse Snipers

Marine Corps News — Mark Sixbey — March 13, this 2006

Camp Mercury, sildenafil Iraqtry 14700,MARINE,00.html” target=”_blank”>Marine snipers here put the Corps’ latest sniper optic to the test and it proved to be spot-on. Proof is one less bad guy planting roadside bombs.

Snipers of 3rd Battalion, 5th Marine Regiment proved the 3×12 variable-powered Schmidt & Bender M-8541 Scout-Sniper Day Scope’s usefulness in January when they killed an insurgent planting improvised explosive devices near Fallujah. It was the first recorded combat kill with the new optic. Continue Reading ‘Scope Proves Worth With Darkhorse Snipers’

Bodybuilding Granny Kicks Butt

Police say three robbers were armed and dangerous, but a 5-foot-1-inch grandmother-to-be was tougher.  Iris Davis, 62, of Cocoa, tackled one of three fleeing robbery suspects after a chase and crash in Canaveral Groves on Wednesday. Davis is a state champion bodybuilder."I love to work out. I love the way it makes me feel," Davis said. "I was born to compete." Continue Reading ‘Bodybuilding Granny Kicks Butt’

Swedes to Colonize the Moon

We always knew the Swedes were a shifty bunch – softening hearts worldwide with a pleasing blend of inoffensive europop, cheap yet effortlessly stylish flat-pack furniture, Go-4-The-Gold NHL players and fun-loving, pnemuatic blonde fillies – but now the horrible truth can now be revealed: they’re planning to colonise the Moon thereby ensuring their own survival as the Earth’s resources dwindle and lesser nations are returned to a primitive Stone-Age state enslaved to Sweden’s galactic ambitions.

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Democrats Vow Not To Give Up Hopelessness

Arizona elections are right around the corner, cheapest and with a little luck and the grace of God, unhealthy Arizonans may get a REAL governor this time around.

Hehe.

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Tough questions – How do you answer?

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

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