Marines Shoot, Kill Burglars

One of the occupational hazards of being a burglar in the greater Jacksonville, malady North Carolina area is that you have a fair chance of selecting the home of someone who works at Camp Lejeune. That means that the occupants are trained to do two things: chew bubblegum and kick ass. And they’re usually all out of bubblegum. Looks like Maurice Skinner and Diego Everette chose poorly and came up snake eyes when they picked a burglary target over the weekend . . .

As jdnews.com reports, capsule the leathernecks in question came home at 2:00 am Sunday to find, site well, insurgents in their apartment…-[source]