Top Ten Questions Asked By Saddam When Captured

10. “Be honest…have you ever seen a nicer spider hole than this?”





9. “Who’s got a coat hanger — this beard itches like a son of a bitch!”



8. “Anyone have a mint?”





7. “Is this about the illegal music downloads?”





6. “Am I going to be on ‘Cops’?”



Read more for the next 5.5. “Which describes me better right now — ‘haggard’ or ‘grizzled’?”





4. “How did you get past my impenetrable styrofoam brick?”





3. “Do I get the 25-million-dollar reward?”



2. “How’s the war going?”





1. “Will you go easy on me if I tell you where Martha Stewart is hiding?”