Ann Coulter Satire

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I really do love satire, even when it is attacking something I hold dear or someone I admire. WhiteHouse.org had this poster supposedly showing how Ann Coulter is leading young women down the dark path of Rightwing Parroting.



“Researchers at the Field Museum in Chicago announced today that a new link between birds and talk show pundits has been found. Cladistic analysis of Archaeopteryx fossils compared to a brain scan of pundit Ann Coulter’s pea sized brain revealed remarkable similarities that cannot be explained by convergence alone.





Dr. Salmon Rusty of the Field Museum stated: “The link between between humans and birds has now been clearly established. In fact, Archaeopteryx’s brain mass was about 35% greater than that of Ann Coulter. Similar data was reported from a Cornell study based on a brain size comparison between Geraldo Rivera and the Common Grackle.”

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(more…)Here is some text I found on another website



“Washington (IWR Satire) – Last Night on the O’Reilly Factor, Ann Coulter was quoted as saying that Mister Rogers should be executed and used an example for liberals and all their tainted offspring.





“I get tired of hearing Mister Rogers spout all this liberal gibberish about love, compassion and tolerance. Mister Rogers has the worst possible advice for our kids. I mean is he like gay or something?” [source]



I don’t mind giving this site a link from here. It’s funny after all, if not wrong.



I found these when I was checking on my rankings in Google. Searching on Ann Coulter Sexy brought up GeeksWithGuns.com as the first listed! Hehe.



Interested in more Ann Coulter Satire?

• 
  
  
  Most Loathsome Person in America, 2002 (12/19/2002)

  
  




• 
  
  
  R is for rabid: Ann Coulter’s new kids book, “I Know You Are but What Am
  
  I.” (12/09/2002)

  
  




• 
  
  
  Ann Coulter L’il Junior Miss Conservative Club – Patriotic Poster
  
  (11/08/2002)

  
  




• Washington Post:
  
  Is Human Uzi Ann Coulter 38 or 40 years old?  (09/06/2002)

  
  




• The
  
  Nation: Devil in a Blue Dress (09/23/2002 Issue)

  
  




• Centre Daily
  
  Times — Editor’s File — A letter to Coulter (09/01/2002) (Coulter Article in
  
  Question) (And an Editor’s
  
  Follow-up 09/06/2002)

  
  




• Floridian:
  
  Bestseller trampled under footnotes (08/26/2002)

  
  




• BorowitzReport:
  
  Sharks Blame Ann Coulter For Stealing the Media Spotlight (08/23/2002)

  
  




• Whitehouse.org:
  
  President Bush Defends Ann Coulter From Slanderous Liberal Allegations of Transsexuality
  
  (08/20/2002)

  
  




• Washington
  
  Post: Blaming of the Shrew (08/15/2002)

  
  




• ScienceDaily:
  
  Ostrich Study Confirms Bird ‘Hands’ Like Human’s (08/15/2002)

  
  




• BBC
  
  News: Crows prove they are no birdbrains (08/08/2002)

  
  




• Chicago
  
  Sun-Times: Coulter’s ‘Slander’ a lazy mix of errors, invective (07/23/2002)

  
  




• Daily Howler: VERY, VERY DEVILISH!
  
  Coulter dissembles right to the end (07/23/2002)

  
  




• Chicago
  
  Sun Times: Ann Coulter, it’s time to meet the truth police (07/22/2002)

  
  




• Phil Donahue vs
  
  Annie (07/18/2002)

  
  




• Ann Coulter and
  
  the Cancer of the Far Right (07/17/2002)

  
  




• Scoobie’s Interview
  
  With Ann Coulter (07/12/2002)

  
  




• Salon.com
  
  Book Review: When right-wing fembots attack (06/27/2002)

  
  




• Media
  
  Transparency: Ann Coulter

  
  




• The Atlanta
  
  Journal-Constitution: Liberals, report to re-education (02/14/2002)

  
  




• 
  
  
  Washington Monthly: “The wisdom of Ann Coulter”

  
  




• Washington
  
  Post: National Review Cans Columnist Ann Coulter (10/02/2001)