Geeks With Guns

While awaiting a prescription fill at Walgreens, I wandered aimlessly throughout their aisles in search of those things I generally talk myself into buying. I am never quite certain what will catch my eye, but let it be known I have a weakness for High-Tech and Collectables (what Geek doesn’t)?

It was on this day I discovered that Walgreens now sells COMPUTER peripherals! What kind you ask? The must-have kind!

For a measly $24.99 you too can purchase a MINI-Wireless Optical Mouse for your laptop/desktop! It is very cool! Continue Reading ‘Walgreens sells an Wireless Optical Mouse (yes, Walgreens)’

Voice your opinion! Who do you think “won” the Presidential debate? Participate in our poll!

(umm… Look right) Continue Reading ‘Who do you think “won” the debate?’

Researchers are saying that caffeine withdrawal should now be classified as a psychiatric disorder.

A new study that analyzes some 170 years’ worth of research concludes that caffeine withdrawal is very real — producing enough physical symptoms and a disruption in daily life to classify it as a psychiatric disorder. Researchers are suggesting that caffeine withdrawal should be included in the next edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM), considered the bible of mental disorders.

Read more AND answer our poll: How much caffinated product do you consume? Continue Reading ‘Is Caffeine Withdrawal a Mental Disorder?’

George Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a
conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Kerry was quick to stop him saying, “No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I’ve been in a whorehouse.”

The second barber turned to Bush and said, “How about you?”

Bush replied,”Go ahead, Laura doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.” Continue Reading ‘Smells like political humor to me.’

Little Timmy was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up…
a fireman, a policeman, a salesman, a doctor, a lawyer, etc. Timmy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

“My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer’s really good, he’ll do other things to make money that I really can’t mention.”

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Timmy to the side to ask him, “Is that really true about your father?”

“No,” said Timmy , “He works for the Kerry campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.” Continue Reading ‘Kerry: An exotic dancer in a gay cabaret?’