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Twin Dutch Torture Michael Jackson In Aruba

I assume you all heard Mr. Jackson is only screwed in the head, and not a child molestor. I feel all sick inside. What prosecutor would ever attempt that again? Oh well, there is other interesting news thankfully.





They found what they believe to be an Earthly Twin, the largest rocky planet ever detected. It only circles its dwarf star a mere 1.94 days. Did I mention it is 5.9 earth masses and a toasty 400 to 750 degrees Fahrenheit?





CHRISTINA AGUILERA MUSIC USED AS TORTURE IN GITMO… Nuff said.







What’s up with the Holloway story in Aruba anyway? You would think that island would be killin’ people just to keep all this stuff out of the headlines. Their considerable retraction-to-action ratio is majorly out of whack.


I do have a theory… Come closer… (whispering)







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THE ISLAND KNOWS ITS GOING TO LOSE MONEY ANYWAY WITH THE TOURISTS SEARCHING FOR SAFER VACATIONS SPOTS, SO THEY ARE MAKING UP FOR THE MONITARY LOSS BY KEEPING 1000′s OF REPORTERS BEGGING FOR MORE INFORMATION WHILE PAYING HORRIFIC PRICES FOR PINA COLADA’S AND HOTEL ACCOMODATIONS.







God bless the Dutch, who alway try and make a buck! (I grew up 20 miles north of Holland, Michigan. I know more Vander-whatstheirnames than Smiths).

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