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Another Aruban Theory

I feel I must now revise my earlier contention that the Aruba Courts were keeping the journalists there begging for information simply to soak their travel budgets to a wimpering shell of what they once were. God knows Geraldo expects his room service.







My newest addition to that brilliant theory is that they are also trying to BORE THE HECK out of us. I am getting a little tired of opening up the Drudge Report and finding no new (and temporally stable) information. This they must be doing so we forget the lame murder mystery and book our next vacation so we can visit their “used panties and condoms” beach. Free balloons for the kids! Come on Ma! Git yerself in the truck!





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