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Kerry on Wild Goose Chase for Votes

Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he bagged a goose on a hunting trip in Ohio today, but his real target was the voters who may harbour doubts about him.

Kerry returned after a two-hour hunting trip wearing a camouflage jacket and carrying a 12 gauge shotgun, but someone else carried the bird he said he shot.

“I’m too lazy,” Kerry joked. “I’m still giddy over the Red Sox. It was hard to focus.”

Read more…There’s two things I find funny about this article. First, Kerry admits he’s too lazy to carry his own goose. I guess he let that S.O.B. (secret service agent) carry it for him. Do we really want a lazy President?

Second, do you really believe Kerry has been following the Red Sox? It’s more likely he’s been following what’s been happening at his local polo club. Did he watch the game last night?

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