The Ruse Bush

Michael Moore, bullshit artist and stupidity activist has written a little letter to the President…



“Dear Lt. George W. Bush,





I hope you don’t mind me referring to you by the only true military rank you ever achieved, that being the one from your on-again, off-again “days” in the, um, Texas Air National Guard. Ever since I saw you in that flyboy outfit, landing on that ship, I assumed you now wanted to be addressed by your military title, as opposed to the civilian rank imposed on you by your dad’s friends.”

Michael Moore – Fat, Stupid and Big Mouthed.

Can you believe this crap? Who wants to hear his yappin’? He really ticked me off when he showed his lacking respect for the office when he said…


“So, Lieutenant, I was wondering, would you do me a favor?





Could you PLEASE do better than a ROSE BUSH?”




This guy is so full of himself, I am surprised he bothered to watch the news. I figured he would be pushing in a video tape of he and the last prostitute he hired to pretend to NOT be repulsed by his immense bulk… Back to the quoting:


“I saw the guy on TV yesterday that your boys found, the Iraqi who said he had “planted” some nuclear plans in his “back yard” in Baghdad — 12 years ago — “under a rose bush.”





Woo boy. That’s a good one. Do you really think we are as dumb as we look? I know our fascination with “American Idol” and Scott Peterson may make us Americans look a little light in the head, but when it comes to lying to us to lead us into war, we really do demand a bit more of an EFFORT and a FOLLOW-THROUGH.”


(more…)And he continues… “You see, George, it’s not the lying and the doctoring of intelligence that has me all upset. It’s that you’ve had control of Iraq for over two months now — and you couldn’t even find the time to plant just a few nukes or vats of nerve gas and at least make it LOOK like you weren’t lying to us.





You see, by not faking some evidence of weapons of mass destruction, it shows that you thought no one would mind if it turned out you made everything up. A different kind of president, who believes that the American public would be outraged if they ever found out the truth, would go to great lengths to cover up his subterfuge.





Johnson did it with the Gulf of Tonkin. He said our ships were “attacked” by the North Vietnamese. They weren’t, but he knew he had to at least make it LOOK like it happened. Nixon said he wasn’t “a crook,” but he knew that wasn’t enough, so he paid hush money to the burglars and somehow had 18 1/2 minutes erased from a tape in the Oval Office. Why did he do this? Because he knew the American people would be pissed if they found out the truth.”





There is more to this article, but I can’t stomache anymore ramblings from idiots today… Here is the source:
http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/message/index.php


Author: Michael Moore (butt pirate)